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Kavanaugh’s name should be forever tied to alcoholic blackout predation, â la “Santorum”. As in, that’s correct your honor, he Kavanaugh’d me on the evening of July 7th, 2015

That is some poster -- Jesus

I told you he has globalist ties.

I’m sorry, but all these protests need to be better organized and publicized. I’m hearing about this blackout at 2:46 pm on Sunday, when it’s halfway over. Scanning my facebook friends (a bunch of liberal women), a grand total of one profile pic is blacked out. Similarly, I didn’t hear about the “wear black and walk

“Dry drunk” suuuuure.

It was pretty good, but needed more rosy cheeked broken capillaries, besotted blinking when backed into a corner and over all denial-riddled defensiveness. Maybe he should’ve workshopped with another handsy dry drunk...like an Affleck, for example.

Black/Arab woman here:

Clinton was an incredibly controversial candidate who was coronated by an incompetent DNC and she STILL won the popular vote.

What we need is someone who can go into a debate and (when it comes to political talk) run circles around Trump but then do a completely 180 and rip him to shreds.

No more of this “when they go low...” shit. Fuck that, someone needs to have the guts to point out what a lecherous old con this man is in the most blatant

That’s about as compelling and thoughtful as complaining that blonde-haired President make bad presidents. As if the problem with Ronald Reagan or Donald Trump was their age.  GWB was right in your age range, and he did far, far more hard than good despite expecting to live twenty or thirty years after his terms

“That’s great news! Now- who’s up for a drink gang rape?” —Bart O’Kavanaugh, The Beltway Tippler

It's tomatoface

“This confirmation process has become a national disgrace”

Hmmm, gossip repackaged as news...

As I’ve said before on Splinter, there are only three types of groupings of items in this world: Zero items, one item, and many.

“Hey we got one over here, we got one!”

Honestly, though, this is about the best possible outcome for her goal of spreading the message of the t-shirt.

a picture depicting gun violence towards a president is totally acceptable. An image of a reproductive organ on my shirt, “ she said, “is not okay.”

Yeah, things never look good when they haul out Nuremberg Barbie.

Yup, the creak of the hinges on the door to the crypt is how you first know she’s been summoned.