How about a middle class that can pack a lunch to work, and then maybe save and buy a house, and raise kids or just buy a boat instead paying (or maybe going to jail!) for a college education or three.  See? Less plastic

He really should’ve caught it, it was right there--I would’ve caught it.

Love the Goths, really looking forward to the modern interpretation of Visigoth identification/cosplay, though. I say this with love, used to get beat up in the smoking section for wearing eyeliner like Robert Smith

If Edward Gorey falls into that category, you have a lot of company!

yes but will they tailor it for 19th century grieving, I do ever so hope

“hair mourning jewelry” : who knew?

Yeah there was a lot of scuttling along the baseboard once the lights came on

Logic as infallible as the Pope himself and oh right the second most important Catholic structure on the planet burnt down today so haha He works in mysterious ways and by He I mean Our Lord and Savior Glenn Beck

Terrorists be turning up toaster settings and shit, smh

Now is not the time for abstract word art- please internet resposibly

I am ready to marry up, Ms. Bezos, if you need a cabana boy #jobopenings

I got CTE from all this legalese mumbo-jumbo, and this was just an overview. Feeling extra bad for all the old (39) footballers who just lost track—again—of all the hoops. Looking forward generally, to summer camp, the hold outs, their agents, local dipshits warming to their own opinions ad nauseam. Winter is truly…

YA HEAR THAT, TRIP ADVISOR?

Motorcycles, man- gnome sane

Is it though

Probably better to die in Tulum, atc- godspeed, young man.

Flopsweatus faschii

Certainly, but why encumber your own children with a proven nom de turd?

Yeah but they all speak Mexican, so...

tl;dr De Becker/Becker, Pecker, Saudi, Gaudy