Just an uplifting hot stove moment to get you stoked for spring, bro

Ok. I think you missed my point—or have your own agenda—but ok.

I’m sure Neeson’s agent and the producers of Cold Pursuit are in full agreement.

Once I started reading this I felt forced to finish it. Anyone else?

Enjoy the deep kisses!

I don’t really agree, but starred it for the relatability. 

HFCS? I just couldn’t believe it when the joint GOT/Bud Light commercial dragon-torched the jousting event after the ogre knight gouged in the eyes of the Dilly-Dilly knight. Fuckin’ dark, man

It’s okay, that’s how Tom treats family so we’re good here.

My fave: “Win it for Aaron!”

Well, when you finally score some be sure to cover all the mirrors in your pad before you dose. You DO NOT want to watch yourself throw up.

Christ what a phony

A very quiet one.

He would make an excellent quarterback, preternaturally finding those open receivers in the middle distance. Like a savant.

He’s the most special Trump of all.

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Yes, always- go on...

“prestigious Australian literary prize” -good one, m8

Only suckers don’t get paid to play- that’s when you know you’re good

Whether you’re part of a clandestine bonesaw wielding kill team, or part of a squad of downtown summary executioners, we can all agree that money is delicious, and everyone has a price. Even in Riyadh.

Am I happier that persnickety pastry chefs are finally being eliminated, or sadder that artisanal pasta makers are being replaced? Such a fine line between clever and stupid.