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Time to switch it up permanently- no offense to the estate of John Denver.

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Funny how things come full circle- or maybe the Swedes ripped us off

Halloween’s over.

If memory serves, this is the band Spinal Tap opened up for at the end of their documentary.

At this point it’s starting to feel like we’re all going to get a bomb in the mail #wheresmine

I would like to buy this man a drink—or anything, similarly priced—for bringing some much needed apolitical, non-bombthreaty, boneheaded levity to our interminable backsliding into the dark ages. Not to be overly pessimistic, but good Christ...thanks for the laugh, you ding-dong; spiders are good.

Ha right, Finland. Oops

That’s a squad of future Tom of Holland enthusiasts

Action is taken, confidence is restored!

Air Willard

The first wave of flu season is upon us, so I begrudge the Lakers bench not. All bog people and their inherent germs—regardless of their half court lobbing prowess—are suspect.

🎵Straight up now tell me that it’s gonna be you and me forever [checks Life Alert bracelet] oh, oh, oh— help I’ve fallen and I can’t get uuuup🎶*

[ksht] “George Soros on line one, Mr. Kirk”

Too many goddamn Bretts all of a sudden. 

“GIF’d” : MMA :: “posterized” : NBA

“...and I still like beer, so fuck you.” (Takes victory lap)

I think there are only 2 people who really want to see this thing through at this point: Trump and Kavanaugh.