Where have I seen this before?

Bortled it!

That blank stare is just one of the residual effects of being the offspring of a 59 year old sperm donor. As if being born a Trump wasn’t enough to worry about his capacity for empathy (Secret Service code name: Blinky)

Now in bathsalt white!

Just look at that attractive specimen of caucasian breeding. Fat fucking four eyed turkey-wattled pigface.

Not in the panhandle.

“Yo- fuck Keurig!”

I really hope this doesn’t catch on. The implication is totally lost, but only shitheads (of there are many!) wouldn’t know the difference.

That still implies control, and you are lucky. Thank you for responding.

Try to take New Year’s Eve off- no sense in working that final one. #metime

“-With This One Weird Trick!”

Equally patriotic, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Condolences on your recent Bundy infection. Can you believe those fuckers were acquitted!

Meh- you treasure control. That’s ideal.

JFK also had legit needs, and I bet his doctor didn’t look like Wavy Gravy (no judgment, but I mean, come on)

Yes, the great monolithic state of California, oppressor of the outdated vision of 300 year old slave owners.

It’s not ironic at all. What’s ironic is Trump saying the system was rigged, and then winning. The left has known the system was rigged since 2000.

You’ve seen too many movies. And the EC subverts the will of the people- the GOP can’t win without it.

Try using a news source outside your facebook feed, Mr. Heston.