Meh- others that have been pied knew they deserved it, handled it better.

This is a good troll, but it’s not a bad place to be if you can no longer afford to live in the plasticized dudebro museum SF has become. What Gertrude Stein said about good old Oakland is now San Fran’s yoke of shame.

Works for me, especially the coconut cream contigency (best non-fruit pie). Not quite Kaepernick levels of righteousness, but I’ll allow it.

By Southern U.S. I don’t think they meant San Berdoo.

Cartoon voice of the pedantic nebbish.

Until he renounces his father he remains a piece of shit, no matter how relatable he may seem on the internet. That goes double for Eric. And I’m really worried about special little Barron: a Trump enters the world with a preternatural empathy deficit as it is.

Sorry you can’t see the difference.

He is to he saluted for trying to set a good final example for his constituents.

Kind of amazing how many Superbowl trophies are in the Bay Area. Like, hella.

Kush is for klosers.

No way dude- why don’t you jump from the top of the Parachute

Uh-huh...how'd that work out.

Good- then the feds can go in and excise the pus. The more Lavoy Finnicums the better. It’s looking more and more like the only way to break the alt-right’s fever is to bleed it.

Wherever cockadoodypoopy is under attack, I’ll be there to defend it.

Sorry— the financial engine that is the Bay Area needs to be in the black in order for this thing to work, Mr. Callenbach. And fuck Idaho.

This is why I stand at every national anthem.

There's a lot of that going around.

I’m mostly a 21st Amendment man, but point taken.

Dig her up and slap her.