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Sceti with meat (and) balls

The whole time Alvin was telling his story, I was wondering what his other ones were because I remember Arthur Chu's Expert Witness (or maybe an article he wrote) mentioning a ban on cat stories from the contestants.

Oh also - Knife goes in, guts come out!

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's…

The Redwall series was always a go-to for me and my friends around that age. I'd recommend starting with Mossflower, the second book, as it establishes a lot of the mythology, motifs, etc. of the series. They were filled with enough action and humor to even get my reading-averse brother to read a few of his own

It depends on which one you get really. The classic banh mi thit meat-wise usually consists of ham, head cheese AMD pâté. Non -pickled veg is usually cucumber, jalapeños and cilantro(only counting it cause it's green). The pickled veg is a mix of pickled carrots and jicama. The beauty of it all is that you can ask for

This pun thread sure got nipped in the bud.

I really Cronenberged the world up, Will. Just a whole bunch of Cronenbergs walking around down there, huh?

The look on her face as she turned to the camera was just perfect.

Goodbye, Rachael Leigh Cook.