Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

I really don’t give a rat’s ass that some folks are destroying their Nike gear.
I am a retired military officer and when I was commissioned 40 years ago I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. The first amendment of the Constitution protects…

You know you done fucked up in life when you out yourself as feeling suicidal and people largely respond with “Oh.” I was raised Christian, and the bit that has stuck with me is that anyone is redeemable up until the very last second, so I hope dude doesn’t kill himself*. I also hope he figures out how to redeem…

It is amazing to me that he could experience this and not allow himself the empathy to see that the content he puts out into the world contributes to the same happening for others with far fewer resources and support than he has.

Mental health is no joke, but this asshole is. 

oh fuck this guy

Listening to Kirk and Callahan while I lived in New England made me want to fucking kill myself, so I’m glad their experiencing the listeners pain.

Oh, I remember when I became a starred commenter on Gawker in the ye old glory days. At the time, it was practically an achievement you wanted to put on your resume.

I know they’re all known as being very polite, but that whole country is going to turn into a nation of werewolves if Vegas wins the Cup.

Its like the 12 Days of Pats Schadenfreude around here.

So now I have to hold my nose and hope a fucking Pennsylvania team can take down the Death Star? Christ, we couldn’t even count on those guys to vote against pure evil. Now we need them to stare it down and defeat it? Fuck me.

So the Tillie guy is a major douchebag, but there’s always that jerk there and it isn’t fair to judge a large group based on one individual.

This is the first headline in weeks that has made me smile. Thank you. That was a public service.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

You’re two decades too old, and ten grades too literate, to be a ‘Stoolie’. Be thankful.

‘Fuck the people who don’t support US soccer the same way I do.’

LOL you think half of the population supports our current administration.

You morons keep saying “half the country”... Guess what, your boy lost the popular vote and has the worst approval ratings in the history of the modern era. Keep thinking “half” the country supports this fetid gopher anus clowncar shitshow.

Can we please stop painting parenting as the only way to get "the highest highs" in life? It's extremely self-righteous and condescending to those who don't want kids, and a knife to the heart of those that do but are having fertility issues. People are different and varied and value different things. You do you &…