It's not. It's a fake gun. From a fake movie.

"I'm gonna take a nap now, and then I think I'm gonna call… uh…some hospitals."

Carl is one of the greatest characters in the history of television.

"Quite a few" just ain't enough.

I've been reppin' Grandma's Boy like it was my job for years. I've owned 3 or 4 copies because I keep giving them to people who've never seen it and then never get it back.

If Grandma's Boy is truly the worst movie you've ever sat through, then you haven't seen enough movies. It's that simple.

Yah

It has nothing to do with pride. I make a lot of money living in a nation full of people that like crap TV. How else to explain 2 and Half Men or Honey Boo Boo? Just because you may not like or watch a program doesn't mean there aren't millions of people who do.

What a drama queen.

At no point anywhere in my "bold, defiant" one sentence comment did I imply that I chose to watch a new Simpsons rather than watch "anything else at the time it's on, or ever".

Ehhhh. Sounds almost watchable. Bottom of the barrel, Season 23 type shit.

I'm not pretending piss tastes great. I merely stated that there was a lot of shit out there. And that piss IS more palatable than shit.

I know it for a fact. I'm a television producer. I've produced many shows that are far worse than the worst episode of The Simpsons.

The worst episode of The Simpsons is still better than most of the crap that's on television. Still.