California may have fancy people, but its also a dried out husk with no water. And no, you can’t have our water.

Preaching to the choir, sir. No one knows this more than Cleveland fans. Yeah, it’s different now since the Cavs won. But all of the Cleveland teams have experienced crazy levels of sports pain. Yes, yes, the Cubs and 108 years, but remember they had Jordan, the 85 Bears, even the White Sox (who?) won it all. We know…

“LeBron James’s decision to leave Cleveland proved that getting mad at an athlete for making an employment decision is one of the shittiest things a sports fan can do”