I know in Hawaii they refrigerate pretty much everything, like bread and jam, because the humidity makes things go bad REALLY quickly. Plus, the ants.

“Okay, Merry Christmas, but I don’t give a shit about your New Year.”

Without fail and, every time I check in for a flight and the person behind the desk says “Enjoy your flight,” I respond with “You too.” I can’t help it, it’s just a reflex for me.

.....Zach Braff? He doesn’t do it for me but I can understand that. John Mayer? STILL A HARD PASS.

I found this a few days ago and it basically sums up how I feel about this.

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

That poor tree. Killed to make about the ugliest Christmas Tree ever.

I feel bad for this guy who has to keep defending the existence of his murdered son. It’s scary how many people are going after him and threatening him. That must be horrible.

This is sarcasm right? Complain about something that isn’t sexism, call it sexism and then leave a pissy comment and tell us we need to get laid. The amount of stupid and levels of unawareness your comment has is hilarious.

FUCK I keep forgetting his parents live in the subdivision behind my street. Right, well if there are any news stories in the next month about a woman punching him in the face after seeing him in public, that’d be me.

This is me every day.

RE: HIPAA violations. Medical personnel, please don’t do things like that. Celebrities have the same protection of their personal health information just like everyone else.

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

A great year to enter a coma, and a horrendous year to awake from a coma.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

I only use the office printer for personal stuff. Glad they still have it.