UGH I’m reading the “Runner up” story on Hillary and I really dislike the first 4 paragraphs.

I voted in this and last Friday Hillary Clinton was leading at 40% to Donald’s 19%. So once again the people vote overwhelmingly for Hillary and they give it to Drumpf.

Managing Editor Nancy Gibbs wrote that for some, Trump’s victory “represents a long-overdue rebuke to an entrenched and arrogant governing class;”

And yet he’ll interpret it as an honor. He won’t put himself in the same category with Hitler and Stalin where he belongs. He’ll think it means he’s the pope. Unfortunately.

Really? I mean. The similarities to Hitler just don’t stop coming, do they:

Jesus fucking Christ. At this point I’d be willing to break into their fertility clinic and flush those fucking things down the toilet just to get this Loeb fucker off this shit.

Fuck Loeb and fuck Louisiana too for entertaining his fuckery.

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

If Nick Loeb ended up suffering a tragic penis-destroying accident, I think that would be cosmic justice.

May I join you? Is there wine involved, or do we just hunker down and sob. clinging to those cold, hard tables legs for comfort? Please let there be wine involved. 

I’m pretty sure we’re going to end up with some kind of President/Oval Office reality show at some point. Something like “America’s Next Intern” where the winner gets an internship and enough money to pay off their student loans.

“so that they won’t write tell-all books about the nefarious inner workings of his campaign”

But, as Politico points out, requiring an intense and restrictive NDA for his transition team could hurt the entire notion of transparency as it relates to government.

This idiotic dipshit epitome of privilege was just weeks away from a White House gig that would have probably set him up for life (not that he isn’t already set up for life), and the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

Is it sad that I’m surprised they fired him instead of giving him a promotion? It seems like having a disconnect with reality is the key qualification for having a high position among Trump’s team of advisors.

Please don’t let them replace him with someone worse, please don’t let them replace him with someone worse.

Here’s an idea...

I’m with Oprah. Gayle, that is a fucking terrible necklace.

Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys

To me the most shocking part of this whole story is that Bob Dole is still alive.