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“The motion also cites as evidence of a fair election a tweet sent by Michigan Governor Rick Snyder”

I’m sorry, Megyn Kelly told me that Santa is white, because despite the fact that he’s an entirely made up figment of everyone’s imagination, that collective imagination could only possibly have him be white, because white people said so.

They inspired “my flum is oxed”, though. I thank them for that.

Can I just offer that I wore my contacts today for the first time in months even though they give me eyelid bumps now because I’m so tired of my glasses smudging...I feel your pain deeply on this.

First, he didn’t save anything... he had Pence force the Indiana taxpayers to subsidize those 800 jobs (which works out to about $9k per job), which is quadruple the incentive given to them last time (which led to hundreds of jobs being lost/automated anyway), simply because he didn’t want to look bad.

If you have to think about whether or not it was an insult and you’re still not quite sure? SHADE. Shade is subtle. Shade is more subtle than sarcasm. Beating people over the head with insults in no way approaches shade. Fuck people, give Kara a break.

Ah, but that’s the Protestants. With the Catholics, you need faith and good works.

We should all be pleased he’s set a precedent that we have to pay companies (that make millions, even billions in this case) a ransom to keep a handful of their jobs here in the US. Okay. How is this not corporate welfare? What happened to the crushing tariffs that would FORCE companies to stay that he promised

How’d he save those jobs exactly? Did he rescue them from the well Lassie style?

Channing Tatum as ken Channing Tatum as ken Channing Tatum as ken

That feeling when a ressurected Jesus Christ would get along better with Satanists than a good 95 percent of his own flock.

#IMWITHluciFER

God bless the Satanists.

and yet, it looks boring af. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, I doubt this movie is “amazing,” lol.

I listened to Kenneth Lonergan get interviewed on Fresh Air on Wednesday and thought I’d rather spork myself in the eye than go see a movie about a sad emotionally repressed asshole white dude.

One is worse than the other, but both are horrible. People should absolutely keep bringing it up with Affleck in the same way they did with Parker. I know why they are not, and it’s bullshit, but par for the course in this country.

Just 2.5 hours of footballers cavorting in swim trunks on a beach somewhere

If movie would be about Manchester United i would consider it.

“What you’ll find about some of the nation’s billionaires, it’s not like they have their money located in a swimming pool in $100 bills....