Right? You couldn’t PAY me to leave my house on a Saturday in January in DC. Obama getting inaugurated wasn’t even important enough for me to shift myself, because it’s cold and crowded and hard to get to, which are all things I dislike. But you can bet your ASS I will be there protesting on January 21. I’ll see you…

But I’m esp’ly curious about pay+violence

The House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives.

You can bet your ass if the wife or daughter of any of these fuckwads investigating Dr. Hern needed an abortion, late term or otherwise, they’d have nine million excuses why it was okay for them, just not the rest of us.

Here we have a woman delivering a poised and eloquent speech about the importance of protecting our children a week after losing the presidency and meanwhile the necrotic ballsack stuffed with radioactive waste we call a president-elect is putting Nazis in his cabinet and filling his weekly quota of empty legal…

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

I thought I was approaching the point of not crying every day about the election results.. nope.

Just a reminder...

You think it would’ve actually made a difference? Trump’s supporters couldn’t have demonstrated any more clearly that they couldn’t care less about sexual harassment/assault when they elected a sexual predator to the highest office in the land.

“Boyish nonsense” is a phrase I never hope to hear again. There is no such thing. Screw that.

“Cynthia Shapiro, will explain that HR departments may not always be on the employees’ side when it comes to a complaint of sexual harassment.”

He looks the same as always: a Cabbage Patch doll left in the rain and then run through the dryer on high.

Donald Trump is Douglas Reynholm come to life. The womanizing, bumbling idiot from The IT Crowd. Only less charming, attractive and capable.

With the entrenched bureaucracy, I’m guessing it’s going to be like having the type of idiot boss who’s constantly telling you to do utterly pointless things and then forgets about it the next week, so you just never bother doing the stupid things he tells you to do.

I’m still in shock ANY of these assholes are forming a government while we are all looking on helplessly. Obama has literally left the country, Hillary has beamed off the planet and back onto the USS Defiant and even the Pope has no Nice Things(TM) to say anymore. We’re just going to sit around and wring our…

I’m going to keep saying this. Trump is the greatest threat to US Intel there has ever been. He already has access to classified briefings and there is zero guarantee that he hasn’t already been spraying that shit like a broken hydrant across the phone and to his sons etc. This man likely, won’t even know when he’s…

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Which leads us to Plan L.

Scott was definitely joking. I can’t even imagine anyone would actually think he’s a Trump supporter.