Vapid and Stockholmed.

she’s black and in their eyes black= unclassy

Oh ya. It’s us coastal elites who need to watch our language and tone. BE NICER GUYS 🙄

“I feel so it’s unfortunate that people still have these racist undertones,” he said.

derivative, meghan and harry, derivative...

I haven’t smoked (a cigarette) in 4 years and I almost caved the day after election. And every day since. HOooooo boy deep breathing. My brain sends your brain hugs through the tubes we inter on.

ah poor Luke, I’d fuck Mark Hamill, he’s great.

Lolol we’re all doomed.

Dude. DUDE. Mark Hamill was my legit hardcore crush all the way through high school (this was in the 90s, after the VHS release). Then after a while I realized that at that point in time, he was old enough to be my dad, and my girlboner died.

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I know their actual names are in the headline, but I literally still somehow read this as “Of Course Leia Fucked Han Solo,” and I was like.....well, yeah. Who ever doubted that?

“most people don’t care if Trump is racist or sexist and that the fact that they don’t doesn’t actually make them bad people”

Those raccoons are going to make the USS Sequoia great again, dammit!

The sexism of it is just horrifying. I thought I was watching the episode where America was going to elect its first awesome woman feminist president. Turns out it was a fucking snuff film.

Ahh there they go again -apologizing for cussing. Not apologizing for the fact that this is a gendered slur directed at a woman. Everyone notice that? Cause if it’s just cussing that’s the problem, they get to pretend it’s just ‘locker room’ talk again.

The gaslight presidency rolls on!