I’m very disappointed with Bernie’s responses and nearly broke my tv and remote the other morning when Michael Moore was going on about poor misunderstood white men.

My FB feed is filled with the hot takes of white guys blaming the Democrats like that screaming British head video they keep posting. They sure showed us for fronting a woman candidate! (and white women share in this to our shame)

I chuckled at “determine who are the terrific people.” He knows like 4 adjectives. I laugh in order to not cry.

You think the rest of the world isn’t gutted by this? Aside from Russia and North Korea, of course.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

I am really, deeply sorry for your troubles, but I also want to know I am shaking silently from laughing so hard, so know your pain was not truly in vain, for it brought this stranger temporary joy.

Aren’t we all living in our worst week ever?

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

I’ve eaten sooo many carbs the last few days. And also drank them. Working on the gathering of wits and taking action stages.

I’m not sure I can handle Thanksgiving and all my family will have voted for Hillary too. I just don’t think I can get through seeing people and having the conversations we’re going to have and not crying throughout. And based on the last couple of days, I’m fairly sure that quite a few of them will try and say…

I think I just became estranged from my father today.

I’m reflecting on how lazy and comfortable I’ve been, hating myself for it, and figuring out how to locally do some good. Immigrant advocacy seems like a good place to start for me, but really so many causes are potentially screwed right now so pick your passion and go for it.

Also:

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

Really, what’s the big deal? We just elected a less intelligent Putin.

But the worst thing is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

nah

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