Well, this nasty woman just finished filling out her absentee ballot (for a toss-up state with a competitive Senate race, natch) and is enjoying a nice glass of whisky. So enjoy it while you can, you pumpkin-faced loon.

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

“Halloween is a horror and it shouldn’t be a horror,”

Yeah but what’s worse on Halloween: cyanide or that damn dentist who insists on giving toothbrushes? Talk about ruining the holiday...

I bought $30 dollars worth of candy from costco this weekend (the good stuff, none of this jolly rancher and blow pop bull shit), so I’ll be home hoping no kids come by and that I get to eat it all.

and proper medical care will be provided as needed.

this one can get it:

One of my faves:

“QUEER ANTICS IN A STAID QUAKER FAMILY’S PANTRY AND PARLOR”

Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

I KNOW ONE GUY WHO DEF IS...

Hahaaaa, I KNEW about the elevator Close buttons! They’re placebos for alpha types. My friends always look at me like I’m all Tinfoil Hattie whenever I tell them this, though.

IMO, if working those hours was at the request of the boss, they should have been covering your parking, full stop.

One thing I can control is the amount of donuts I will eat in response to this sad as hell post.

This exchange has been the highlight of my morning.

but are they the cool 2 tone ones that you can draw on with your finger? cuz i’ll pardon that.

yep

voter 👏🏻 fraud 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 thing 👏🏻