Douche Aeternum! *does whatever with a wand*

I suggest you don't make him Scottish, just because you almost can.

*eyebrow up, consider, nod approvingly*

10-4. Nice catch.

"You're John Wick?"

…and produced by Todd Rundgren.

Bacharescent.

Ben Folds' secret weapon is John Mark Painter. His string arrangements on the band and solo albums are consistently top notch. The score he wrote for The Secret Life of Morgan Davis is stellar.
…if you haven't, you really should.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Bacharachian"

How does one convince an entire stadium to take "a knee" during the national anthem? For that matter, how about an entire nation doing it?

"Dry".
Really?

Banshee was pretty sorta Sheriff John Wick. I mean, we never actually learned what "Hood"'s real name was.

We did have HR on the Segway.

"I swear on both of my parents' lives that I will protect yoiu…"

Writer suspeneded for writing something funny under the SNL banner. Of course.

Dash. Dot.

There are various sites noting that the photo is actually taken at the concierge desk.

They're geared towards Fangirls, anyway.

If anyone else has mentioned this, I apologize in advance.

Clearly a dwarf, then. Trust science, again.