Quit twisting my words, buster!

… Mr. Grinch!

I don't think Narwhal would have it any other way.

Now I really want to watch Bunheads.

Roger that, jedi master.

I have a very unique constitution, okay? Don't judge me. (Or do, it's totes cool either way.)

800 movies?! That's amazing. You are my idol. Please teach me all the things.

I would sing the entire Kelis album without hesitation.

I am honoured to be your sole hair carer, dude - 'tis not a designation I take lightly :).

This sounds incredibly lame, but I'm really sad that was a thing that happened.

Coincidentally I am not above soliciting you for help [in a non-phrasing manner].

Best mom since Lorelai Gilmore and Julie Cooper.

Aww, I'm sorry to hear school isn't going well. Do I need to have a conversation with your profs? I am not above utilizing my vampire-robot skills for intimidation purposes.

Dave or this Lumbaka fellow? I can confirm Dave's whereabouts until approximately 3:00am my time (DO NOT MAKE THIS A PHRASING - HIS POOR MOTHER ALREADY THINKS I AM INAPPROPS), but I'm still pretty out of the loop about Lumbaka.

They don't give up on life, silly; they're just letting you two chat in peace. I'm a firm believer in barging in on people mid-conversation though, so there will be none of that from me.

Don't we all, Loki. Don't we all.

*ruffles hair*

She hasn't been around at all? That is the opposite of Batman. On the other hand, Jane the Virgin is fantastical.

You two make me smile.

Happy Holidays, SG! I hope you have an awesome trip!