Nifty! I'll put you down for the keg. Actually, I think Reuelb still owes you for the last deposit…

Happy Birthday, Reuelb! You say things others won't; that has value. Hehe.

Happy Birthday, jmunney! May this year provide you with some very nifty (and perhaps even slightly scandalous) dreams for your journal. Have an awesome day!

I'm sure she'll be able to find a willing participant.

The only way this egregious error will be rectified is if she gets pregnant at a bus stop in the next episode.

YAY!

I call shenanigans: under no circumstances would Annie miss a test.

I'm trying to bribe them with poutine. Hang tight.

Darn it, @avclub-16b30c64f09d2a66b1ff9c086efb9c45:disqus! We simply cannot make SBT late to her own shindig!

Happy Birthday, SBT! Please pretend I am gifting you with a snazzy bottle of red wine, fine French cheese, tickets to a private screening of Looper at the Bell Lightbox and this shirt to celebrate the occasion. Fact: you are the classiest person I know. Your remarkable intelligence and genuine sincerity just…

Hey dudes! I'm very sorry to pull a drive-by Deaning (I promise I'll Like every single post later!) but wanted to quickly share in some good ol' fashioned mushy sentiment on the glorious day that is October 19th. Truth be told, I should be frantically studying for the midterm I have to write in approximately two…

Is that something the Communists created? Because if not, I don't care.

That Dan Harmon is a smart fella.

You are most welcome, good sir! Cheers to you for orchestrating this whole thing and being the biggest crazy f**k of all!

I watched MW live with the extra advantage of being completely unexposed to any promotional images or footage; the episode threw me for, quite possibly, the best metaphorical loop ever. It may not be my favourite (I ranked it at #5) but I would be lying if I said the memory of that first viewing doesn't afford it a…

7. Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
6. Remedial Chaos Theory
5. Modern Warfare
3. Mixology Certification
1. Cooperative Calligraphy

I gave 11 episodes an A+. I guess I just like liking things.

Everybody stay within Kojak's eyelines, please; one of you is a monster.

Oh my. My eyes may never recover.

1. Start your morning just positively brimming with productive motivation.
2. Write out a list of tasks you wish to complete by day's end.
3. Begin the first task.
3. Partially complete the first task.
4. Laze about on an electronic device of your choosing as a reward for partially completing the first task.
5. Remember…