EJ, this is an absolutely magnificent review. I'm on board with what countless others have already stated; there is literally nothing more I can add because you have flawlessly described what makes this episode (and Community as a series) so very special. Kudos, dude. Kudos to the highest degree.

If I have actually been able to use my own hair as chewing gum this entire time, I'm going to be so bummed.

I would be very much in favour of constant churning in this case. Also in the case of whipped cream and butter, but for different reasons.

A new season has started? Mathematical! Princess Bubblegum is totes my hero.

Beep-beep!

Knowing Disqus, I imagine the scenario will unfold in a similar fashion to this, so… why not!?

Milord!

"I await the anvil or piano that is sure to fall on my head."

< older sister figure > Make smart choices! < /older sister figure >

Happy Birthday, Hector and Kraize! I hope it is so wonderful you both spontaneously break out in festive song (but not necessarily together, because while that may be awesome it also seems rather impractical for geographical reasons). Cheers!

Official Communist Disney-a-Thon Update:

I stand in solitude with you, Quirky; nothing shall ever replace "Oy with the poodles already!" That being said, there are some fantastic episodes of Bunheads coming up  (the very aptly named "What's Your Damage, Heather?" immediately comes to mind) so definitely keep watching! Also, there are no words to describe how…

We most certainly are!

Happy Birthday, Eric! I may not possess your omnipotent Liking powers, but I have always multiple-liked you in my Communist heart :). 
I would also like to take this opportunity to reassure you that I shall eternally honour my oath to never mention your extremely-awesome-yet-short-lived nickname of "Eugenio" ever…

Oh no! Are you and your cousin really that close?

Official Communist Disney-a-Thon Update:

Official Communist Disney-a-Thon Update:

Christmas time is a time to post, that's what Christmas is for!
Christmas can even be an SNL roast, that's what Christmas is for!
And for a huge percentage of this DISQUS-fearing planet,
It's about the return of our liii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiikes!
But for the rest of us it's still a good time, 
To remember that it's good to…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOPHIE!!! IN YOUR HONOUR, I WILL SPEND THE NEXT 24 HOURS SPEAKING WITH CAPS (SO, BASICALLY, I'LL JUST BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING) AND WHEN PEOPLE INQUIRE ABOUT WHAT HAS BROUGHT ON MY NEWFOUND INFECTIOUS ENTHUSIASM, I SHALL REGALE THEM WITH YOUR WONDROUS TALES. THEY WILL BE RIVETED AS I TELL THE STORY OF…

Do not fret, Ugene! I've made a deal with The Powers That Be: the world cannot end until after we have the Disney-a-Thon and the Leafs win the cup.