Please do!

Do I detect a PHRASING! in there somewhere? If so, scandalous!

Do I detect a PHRASING! in there somewhere? If so, scandalous!

Awww. That's so sweet of you, Captain! But now if I like this comment, I might look like a bit of a tool.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh who am I kidding - I'm going to like it anyways.

Awww. That's so sweet of you, Captain! But now if I like this comment, I might look like a bit of a tool.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh who am I kidding - I'm going to like it anyways.

Hello! Hi! Howdy! Consider these my Official Catch-Up Thoughts:
1) I miss you guys. 
2) The Olympics are very nifty, as were the Olympic-themed live-blogs you all participated in several pages back. 
3) On that note, congratulations to everyone (specifically 5000 Candles in the Wind, Reuelb, and A Little Birdie) for…

Hello! Hi! Howdy! Consider these my Official Catch-Up Thoughts:
1) I miss you guys. 
2) The Olympics are very nifty, as were the Olympic-themed live-blogs you all participated in several pages back. 
3) On that note, congratulations to everyone (specifically 5000 Candles in the Wind, Reuelb, and A Little Birdie) for…

This comment has been removed for redundancy - DISQUS is a schmuck.

This comment has been removed for redundancy - DISQUS is a schmuck.

…in the name of love? But, @avclub-dc955b7f2360f5ac6560ddd8272f6800:disqus, what everyone does over on the review board is already in the name of love, silly!

…in the name of love? But, @avclub-dc955b7f2360f5ac6560ddd8272f6800:disqus, what everyone does over on the review board is already in the name of love, silly!

Hello. I'm afraid I cannot stay.
I must be out there in the internet, staying vigilant.
Wherever a review board needs to be saved - I'm there. 
Wherever there are avatars; wherever there is PHRASING! and thoughtful conversation - I'm there.
But sometimes I'm not, 'cause I'm out in the internet staying vigilant,
watching,…

Hello. I'm afraid I cannot stay.
I must be out there in the internet, staying vigilant.
Wherever a review board needs to be saved - I'm there. 
Wherever there are avatars; wherever there is PHRASING! and thoughtful conversation - I'm there.
But sometimes I'm not, 'cause I'm out in the internet staying vigilant,
watching,…

Much more to enjoy, you still have.

Much more to enjoy, you still have.

Geez. So bossy!

Geez. So bossy!

I fear this may soon be your reality.

I fear this may soon be your reality.

Would that I could, Captain!