True story. But if a cop actually shot a hostage, they would probably not be a cop for much longer.

Okay, how about we all set it to the 10 minute mark and when this clock: http://wwp.greenwichmeantim… gets to 3:55, we all press play?

I know, I'm ashamed and sorry. I just want everyone to be synched up otherwise it's not as fun.

Everybody PAUSE.

I guess it's true what they say about the synch up.

Does anybody else push the elevator button even when if it's already lit? I totally do that.

Haven't you started? I VICKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!-ed 3 minutes ago!

You're the worst (best).

VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

Okay people:  set your screen to the 20th Century Fox logo (let's say the 5 second mark, for the sake of ideal synchronization), turn on your real-time updating, and when you see me post "VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" press play.

I'm so glad "VICKIIIIIIIII" is becoming a staple of our live-blogging events. Makes me smile.

@avclub-977cf54e52109b5b2795406737cf36d4:disqus: that dude gets it!

Understandable. You'll be missed!

Affirmative!

*sad face, special icon of a downward thumb*

I'm younger than the three of you put together!

Those schmucks, coming to check up on you. The nerve. Speaking of, how is your ankle? And no worries, we can absolutely postpone to 3:30, not a problem at all.

That darn sexy social life of yours really does keep getting in the way, huh? How late will you be? We can push it to 3:30 if nobody objects.

You are a dedicated man, Mustard. Also, Is it weird that I have a very strong urge to call you Colonel?

Quick question: is everybody cool with live-blogging Speed tonight around 10:30 EST on the Regional Holiday Music Board? If not, comment now or forever hold your peace!