I think you and @avclub-7fd1d5cec910c61b1864a51eb7e18cbc:disqus need to develop a drinking game involving the Morty's/Morrie's conundrum.

I feel like if I award this review 10 Disney faces out of 10, Armond will respond that using a grading scale is society's way of slowly eroding the creativity of written or verbal speech and turning us all into mindless, methodical robots (or something of the sort).  So, with that in mind… I award this review 10…

I sadly won't be able to either as I have a 3 hour calculus lecture to attend.  Who's jealous!?

This is the kind of logic I can get behind. 

It's times like these I wish I had the power of @avclub-b1ef00d12df9bd49c8c9718c39df0771:disqus and could 'like' things more than once.

That. Is. AWESOME.

Awesome.  If you ever have any mild name-calling needs, I got your back!

Why thank you!  I changed it yesterday while I was waiting for the review to reappear and as cosmic retribution for that never happening, I think DISQUS decided to give me a break and has now made it visible.

Since I'm terrible at thinking of clever user names, I just opted to be extremely boring and went with my initials, but you're all more than welcome to call me Stephanie if you like.  My old avatar was the Hogwarts crest rockin' a black goatee, but I changed it yesterday to Annie's Got A Gun from Conspiracy Theories. …

What a no-good doodiehead!

Not to mention a grown-up Juni from Spy Kids.

Would you like me to play the role of spunky female friend and call her lots of names?

I saw it last night in IMAX 3D and found it really entertaining.  I agree it was a bit slow in the beginning, but overall, a really fun movie-going experience.  Plus, I will never say no to Tim Riggins, because, well, it's Tim Riggins.

And that sounds like an expertly crafted complisult.

Group hug!

It's a barrier most TV romances have trouble breaking through, this ep shatters it and then shrugs it off.

I get to choose?  Sweet.  I might go slightly mad with power, so if things start to get sketchy just avoid eye contact and offer me chocolate.

Congratulations to you on your impending baby!  All we've done is make some 30,000 odd comments about one of the best shows on television and broken the all-time AV Club (and probably any other media website) record: you've created life.

I think you win the internet for today.

That is an excellent observation about Jeff.  He didn't always have those insecurities: he caught them from Greendale.  In Accounting for Lawyers, I believe he made a speech to the group about feelings.  He said they had them but he didn't and if they really cared then to please not 'infect' him. Thing is, by that…