MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

I can just imagine his home life and I’m pretty sure he’s rolling in the puss already.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Price is Right Games Ranked?

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

Ben Carson, I propose we test you theory by firing you from the government, takings all your money and property, and bar you from using any previous skills or connections. So no media or anything like that.

“The Intercept published a full transcript of the “very friendly” April phone between Donald Trump and his strongman crush Rodrigo Duterte”

But he’s “pro-life,” right? Ugh.

One death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic. So the Trumps are happily preventing one tragedy and promoting “statistics.”

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

In early 2019, when Mike Pence accedes to the presidency and has a Democratic-majority House and Senate to neuter him, he’ll be the laughingstock he deserves to be. Until then, he’s no laughing matter; he deserves every display of disrespect levelled at him.

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

I wonder how many students just did not go to graduation at all, and what percentage of those were because of Pence.

I’m no hockey fan, but NHL playoffs are annually the best playoffs of the four major sports hands down.

The max contract creates this issue because teams don’t have to pay players like lebron and KD what they are actually worth thus allowing them to add lots of other stars around them.

The NBA should honestly be embarrassed by this season and postseason. This is what happens when a culture of super teams is established. I know a lot of that started with players wanting to team up (Celtics Big 3, Lebron with the Heat and Cavs) but the league didn’t do anything to stop it, you could even go so far as…

If you choose to watch playoff basketball instead of playoff hockey then you deserve this season