“I think they both live under the sea, dummy. Aquaman is the mayor and he has ZERO illegals in Aqua Town because he put up a wall. Ok, its a net but still. ZERO MEXICANS.”

Ahem. I believe you’re missing one.

Believe me.

Even better... he talks about the aircraft carrier and fighter savings which have nothing to do with the Coast Guard.

Yup. But who i really feel sorry for are those poor investigators he sent to Hawaii who found some “amazing” things about Obama who apparently have disappeared. Thoughts and prayers

This is a fair point.

Coming from a guy who accused his predecessor of being a secret Kenyan. God please get rid of this fucking buffoon.

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

Donald Trump is a very stupid dumbass.

Can we take one day a week for the rest of his (please god, short) presidency when we don’t talk about him? It is exhausting: I am actually tired, not to mention depressed and unproductive, because I keep looking at the Times, the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post with my jaw slightly open. And Mrs.…

Right now he is giving an embarrassing commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy graduation. About 30% of it is about how great he thinks he is and all of his tremendous accomplishments and how he is the most persecuted president in American history. Completely tone deaf.

I will never understand how so many ‘religious’ people support him. I mean I don’t really understand how *any* people support him, but Christians largely (bigly?) rallying behind such a figure of vaulgarity is perplexing.

Sure, smegma-head.

I know Barack is constrained by the tradition that former presidents don’t talk sh*t about how the current president is doing....

“But think about why someone is okay with your kids eating crap...”

I’m unbelievably jealous of the people that got to experience this IRL.

women are making this nation worth saving