Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

When asked about his thoughts on the series, Gortat replied “it was like taking candy from a baby.”

Rarely do you see such an overwhelming physical presence paired with such a juvenile, petty, and ineffectual emotional one. He would make a great inspiration for one of those ‘kid gets morphed into an adult due to magic/quirk/time travel/horrific accident’ movies if he was just a bit/infinitely more pleasant.

I feel like most people pretty much understood that Glennon was simply a stop-gap when they signed him though. The people that were actually shocked and angered by this, probably don’t know a whole hell of a lot about football. Can’t just sign any shitty QB during a rebuild and put the entire workload on Jordan…

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

Are we singing the little known verse about slaves as well?

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

There are other changes he’ll want to make at that convention, too:

Oh, let me know when the Constitutional Convention needed to change these laws is being held. I’ll be there with fucking bells on.

Did Braden Holtby pitch for the Mets in relief?

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

Washington Continues Use Of Extraordinary Rendontion Upon Non-Nationals

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

Obama = Globalist while Trump = Goebbelist

Email: Pruitt.Scott@epa.gov

Every single thing about this, from the bird massacre to the ripping off of the people of that city, is just one huge fucking dumpster fire.

Here is your periodic reminder that you and I, US taxpayers, already paid for the previously publicly-available data that has now been deleted from the EPA website. Pruitt and 45 literally just stole our access to goods and information that we had long paid for, right out from under our noses.

The training staff will have to answer for this.... earlier in the week, all the trainer told the media was that Noah had a bad toothache.