Can we please ban the word "amazeballs" from this site? If we wanted to read Perez Hilton, we would go to Perez Hilton.

You totally beat me to it. This was on 2 nights ago! BiteNewker!

I agree with Apple 115% on this (and I dont own an iPad)

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This may not be as awesome as your need to seek help for clearly unresolved childhood issues.

You had me at Plava Laguna.

Yes, there is a penis sized lake in the lower part of the picture.

Lets all hope Apple doesnt sue them for brand infringement.

Global Thermo Nuclear War?

So you are saying that people should be willing to get a probing by the government so that the president doesnt have to answer stupid questions?

This guy sounds drunk to me.

Most of the warrantless wiretap cases thrown out of court are against AT&T and other telecoms who were being sued for allowing the government tap phones without a warrant.

Warrantly wiretaps has been challenged legally since the creation of Homeland Security. It made it to the supreme court repeatedly and the Supreme Court refuses to hear the case. The Obama administration has not only supported this type of surveillance, but has gone well past the Bush administration in creating…

So they choose who gets into the Hangout area with him.

So let me see if I have this:

Augustus approves

Hello Animatronio

I call the Top Hat!

We need gay marriage to become real job creators. Genius!

YES! I was wondering where I had seen him before.