I got a notification about his death from a news app and immediately had to google which one I should be mourning

Jesus, right? He is the manliest-looking man in Man-town

That is actually a very salient observation... Obviously it’s related to Cuntservatives deep-rooted disgust for women, but the dynamics are quite interesting. My guess is that many of these assholes have never even considered this because they consider transmen to be fundamentally undesirable and “unrapeable”?…

Because he filed a re-election campaign four hours after his inauguration. This gives him all the fun of rallies AND muzzles organizations like Planned Parenthood who are barred from publicly criticizing/campaigning against official candidates or risk losing their non-profit status

I have a superhuman capacity to sleep on airplanes... I’ve slept on 30 minute commuter flights. From the moment we start taxiing until the moment the doors open, I am zzzzzzz. I use it as a defence mechanism.

Hoping everyone will find this as hilarious and terrifying as I do:

Ahhh I keep trying to star this but it subtracts stars instead of adding one, which is a power I’m sure I don’t actually have...

He doesn’t even OWN a bathrobe!

Probably an indication that McFarland is also in Putin’s pocket and you know how hard it is to get good spies on the payroll!

I am partway through a PhD in Speech-Language Pathology and could not fucking understand this question for the life of me. Kudos to you and your reading comprehension!

My guess is a proxy war between US/Russia and China in N. Korea to distract from Putin’s invasion of Eastern Europe (economic, then territorial). Putin then tries to pull the same shit in China that he did in the US and incite a rebellion to overthrow the government and plunge the country into chaos. Meanwhile, the US…

I know the antibiotics thing for sure, and I sure do love to speculate hehe

lack of antibiotics, I think

Also true for trans*women!

Can you imagine him learning that women have THREE holes down there?

More charm than intellect, methinks

Here is a short pro/con list I have compiled:

I think we should just start hugging instead

Or they need their hands for things! My dad was a surgeon and had such a weird protective handshake that I’m sure freaked people out

No way... part of good genes is aging gracefully, and most white people fail miserably at that (as my grandmother before me, and one day me)