I think we should just start hugging instead

Or they need their hands for things! My dad was a surgeon and had such a weird protective handshake that I’m sure freaked people out

No way... part of good genes is aging gracefully, and most white people fail miserably at that (as my grandmother before me, and one day me)

They are SO DANGEROUS!

I would love to watch him lose this appeal! I watched the entire 20 mins of his sentencing video as he snivelled and I laughed my ass off. When it ended, I watched it again and laughed even harder. Could definitely go for a sequel

I feel like mama Tina styled this photoshoot

Have they checked the laundry hamper?

I am confident this cat will thrive. She’s probably living it up, full of Yorkies and stray cats.

And as soon as that plan can’t be produced, top brass gets replaced by newly minted General Bannon

as the unofficial spokesperson for Canada, I say DEAL!

Counter-point: get the hell out while you still can. I’m pretty sure that wall is to keep people in so Dear Leader Donald has well-attended rallies

Right?!? I’m not giving a watch salesman “the benefit of the doubt” to perform open-heart surgery on me, just because he seems really confident about it and makes a lot of promises about making my heart great again. Why on earth would anyone give a snake-oil salesman the benefit of the doubt to do anything except…

Oh “awesome”. Making my country (Canada) even more dependent on the oil industry. We had just gotten over the Keystone thing and now it’s back :/

I think it must have something to do with the old man butt that most of them get... trying to fight the urge to hike them up to their armpits so they go for super high-waisted instead?

I have a 58 yo dad that I am fully ready to disown if he combines his weird pants with an anti-vaxx agenda haha

I guess every speech can have a five minute standing O if you bring your own staffers fluffers

Hmmm... Spicer said there was five minutes of applause. And a standing ovation. But everyone in the crowd was already standing and the applause was severely dying down when CSPAN cut it after one minute. We need to call out every single lie.

A sword is just a general-purpose tool, nothing more. Don’t blame the sword. If someone maniac wants to grab a sword and use it to hack off someone’s limbs, that’s a mental health issue, not a sword issue. Don’t tell me what to cut my cake with!

Notwithstanding the fact that they are talking about Donald Trump, who we all know is a rotting turnip wearing a wig made of dust bunnies, how can you say that about ANY politician? I love me some Obama but if he started wearing those mom jeans full-time and came out as an anti-vaxxer, I’d have to reconsider my…

This makes me so ragey... first, because every single person has an equal right to education and the right to meaningfully access that education; and second, because special needs/learning disability does not mean less capable/less promising/less in any sense of the word. Even in the most reductive terms of social…