Every sperm is good

I never realized how much she and Melania look alike until I saw this picture. It’s creepy when a man picks a wife that looks like his mom, but eleventy-jillion x creepier when he picks one that looks like his daughter 

Also, we need to work on banning male masturbation. It’s literally wasting billions of potential humans, who are just as precious and valued as the rest of us. We really need to put the reigns on male sexuality and its blatant disregard for the sanctity of spooge

my theory is that they are against terminating fetuses with severe or fatal birth defects because they are in cahoots with insurance companies and the medical industrial complex.

Omg the white lady tears... and the constant interrupting and whitesplaining of racism and what words should mean to people... The lack of insight makes my skin crawl

Do you think they are in cahoots with insurance companies?

My husband was raised Catholic and has similar memories. I was raised atheist/agnostic/do what you feel so I am always shocked and appalled at what people were exposed to as kids

Same here. I don’t like to think about my friends secretly rolling their eyes when I tell them my hopes for the future. Obv in a larger sense everything is awful and I recognize that as a white woman in Canada I have the luxury of hope and the privilege of insulation, but on a personal level I’m not considering…

The doctors could actually do their fucking jobs and then be forgiven for their sin of saving people’s lives.

Catholicism allows for abortion in situations where it’s lifesaving

It’s almost as if the church is just run by a bunch of old guys with their own agendas.

I think it’s wishful thinking to call any pope, no matter how liberal, pro-choice. He may not be a forced birther, but you’d better believe that if he were counselling a pregnant woman on her options, abortion wouldn’t be something he’d condone. Yes, he’s the “cool” pope, but it’s kind of like being a “cool” cop... at…

And also, the right has a long-standing tradition of interrupting silence as consent. If they didn’t actually want Garland as the nominee, they should have yelled “no” in a loud clear voice and not worn such sexy panties

Ummm, this is perfectly clear/logical... It’s like when you buy a new pair of shoes and your husband makes you get rid of two pairs because you have 4 pairs of black boots and have invaded all of his shoe storage but they are all different and necessary so you pitch the red flower heels that you love but never wear…

Except hip hop makes everything 1600x better (math may not be to scale)

I think it’s made of highly questionable ingredients but I love Carmex... The smell makes me happy and I only need to apply it every other day because of its magical/poisonous properties.

Stupid people reproduce at alarming rates and are known to be more aggressive. Thoughtful people don’t tend to turn their uterus into a clown car and, when young, are typically the subject of anger from all the stupid children who are pissed off they aren’t getting enough attention at home because of their stupid…

If they got married, the thirst would be much, much too powerful to contain. Drake-Swift children would be so voraciously thirsty there’d be nothing left for the rest of us.

This reminds me of way back in 2000 during the Gore-W race... I was trying to find out how tall W was and the information simply wasn’t available. The few sites I could find had obviously incorrect numbers (no way is that man over 6 foot, more like 5'9). If the GOP could cover up the fact that Reagan had dementia…

Leaving her doors open. Or ajar. Or unlocked. Or not bolted. Or bolted, but the bolt is easily accessible if you smash a window. Didn’t get smash-proof windows. She was asking for it.