Except hip hop makes everything 1600x better (math may not be to scale)

I think it’s made of highly questionable ingredients but I love Carmex... The smell makes me happy and I only need to apply it every other day because of its magical/poisonous properties.

Stupid people reproduce at alarming rates and are known to be more aggressive. Thoughtful people don’t tend to turn their uterus into a clown car and, when young, are typically the subject of anger from all the stupid children who are pissed off they aren’t getting enough attention at home because of their stupid…

If they got married, the thirst would be much, much too powerful to contain. Drake-Swift children would be so voraciously thirsty there’d be nothing left for the rest of us.

This reminds me of way back in 2000 during the Gore-W race... I was trying to find out how tall W was and the information simply wasn’t available. The few sites I could find had obviously incorrect numbers (no way is that man over 6 foot, more like 5'9). If the GOP could cover up the fact that Reagan had dementia…

Leaving her doors open. Or ajar. Or unlocked. Or not bolted. Or bolted, but the bolt is easily accessible if you smash a window. Didn’t get smash-proof windows. She was asking for it.

Exactly. For me, this is analogous to abused wives allowing their partners to molest their children. They’ve been “brainwashed”, gaslighted, are fearful for their safety and sure, maybe they don’t know up from down anymore, but it doesn’t absolve them from responsibility for what happened to their kids.

yeah pretty much... Raise your hand if you haven’t been groped

Also, dance recitals. Wtf are those little bitches even trynna do? Pointe shoes and visible ribs or gtfo

Ugh, this. She is literally appropriating the term “appropriation” and it’s making me stabby

It’s definitely a process, but I think he’s worth it :)

But also, like, always...

Had a similar experience with white men I’ve dated in the past who were very concerned that I’d also dated (and slept with) black men, especially if/when they realized it was more than one (maybe they can justify away one black penis, but multiple black penises is too much?)

This is the exact reason I would never clone any of my (dearly beloved) pets... Sure, it would be amazing to have them a second time, but then I wouldn’t be able to give other lovely, deserving pets a happy home

It looks like it has male-pattern baldness

Also, Cox is too feminine looking. Tim Curry in drag gives you an uncanny valley effect but Cox just looks like she had an overzealous makeup artist

I had a similar revelation about wolverines a few years back when I moved up north and began working in a rural area. People kept warning me to beware of wolverines and I would laugh and ask them if I should be watching out for Bigfoot, too.

I feel like nothing about the Trump family hair is as it really seems

His syntax is FASCINATING! I don’t think he is able to embed clauses. I’m an SLP student and transcribed his Hannity rant after the debate just for fun and he only had 5 grammatical utterances in 1:43 of speech, and all of them were single-clause utterances. One of the 5 was three words long. Another was two words.

OMGGGGGGG My husband and I have a running argument about leg-washing and I thought we were the only ones! I don’t wash them (bc: pointless) and hubbo thinks I’m filthy... I feel so vindicated right now, which is the third-best feeling behind “just emptied an over-full bladder” and “sweet, sweet revenge”