So you’d like me to return my gifts for you, or what?

I had a very odd experience seeing this in theatres.

And to you as well, Mrs. Humansoup

testing, testing....

ugh... i’ve been grey since years before rebecca rose was a contributor (i.e. over 7 years)... it doesn’t seem to matter. I lurk, therefore I am grey.

I have an idea. I know this hobo, the best hobo in town... The most legendary hobo who drinks the most Listerine and has the ‘ugest tantrums in the ER. He is an absolute master of hastily constructed but somehow still searing insults. He has threatened to rape me, my dead mother and my pet cat. He has tried to bite me…

My theory is that he gets off on public humiliation and this is all one long jerk-fest for him. This is the only explanation that makes sense to me. I’m not totally sure how Huma figures into it but he’s definitely loving the infamy

YES IT IS BACK!!

What. the. fuck.

When I was learning about periods in the early 90's we were *still* being reassured that bathing is okay!

it’s too late! I’ve been converted :O

yo that link is to a pro-birth propaganda site... hoping you wouldn’t want to drive traffic there

This is why I make a point to give dirty looks to any and every parent failing to shut up their screeching child in public. I’m an equal opportunity kind of monster

This sounds more like duck-style gang rape than a gentle orgy :O

Yes, but could you give up a romantic relationship WITH your kid? To parent your other kids..? Yikes. Presumably the child she’s sleeping with takes precedence over the children she isn’t sleeping with? What a bundle of yuck.

May I suggest that this new party call themselves The New Founding Fathers? That has a lovely, patriotic ring to it and I bet it would play really well in the flyover states.

right? let’s have an ungreying festival and become the beauteous, full-colour commenters I know we can be

Actually, Yates’ husband insisted she go off her prescribed medications and encouraged her to check out of a psychiatric facility. Her doctors were quite concerned about her mental health and strongly discouraged the couple from having another child. Yates’ husband impregnated her almost immediately after she left the…

Right? I always figured she was probably the brains and the engine of that operation, while he was the palatable exterior.

I spent way too long yesterday looking at pictures of Sasha and Malia Obama’s amazing official wardrobes. They have both grown into such lovely, poised young women! I can’t imagine growing up under that level of scrutiny and carrying the burden of representing your family and your nation while dealing with normal…