I haven’t, no. I should look it up... I think the first time you realize that your weird thoughts and compulsions and secret rituals are actually named and studied and common and treatable it’s so powerful. Like, maybe I’m not totally broken and fucked and unfixable (not for this reason at least)

I get so so so ragey when people joke about being “so OCD” because their books are alphabetized or their floors are spotless and have no actual idea about what a shitty and lifelong battle it is. I always want to say “I know! I hate it when I can’t stop picturing my father having an erection or my mother’s body…

I think I watched that movie at least 20 times as a teenager... I even strongly suggested that my friends kidnap me for my 16th birthday

I feel like up until a certain age it’s better for an infant to be with its mother despite the shitty environment... young babies don’t need much in the way of “developmental toys” and breast milk is all they need, nutrition-wise, for some time.

Can we talk about how bullshit it is that the only rotating Sharks on the show are the women and the one POC? The three white guys are only ever replaced with other white guys.

I hear that thing has a nasty surprise at the end

Lash Blast ftw

Lash Blast is amazing... I have put it on, worked a sweaty 12 hour nightshift, gone and worked out at the gym at 0600, wiping my greasy face with a towel every few minutes and at the end that shit still looks ok and hasn’t budged from my eyelashes. Will never buy another brand. Every iteration of it I have tried is…

Who the hell goes away for two weeks knowing there are decomposing rodents in the attic? Suck it up and handle it yourself if they don’t come! That person needs to take responsibility for their own maggots

Meh, I love most of the writers but a couple of them bring it on themselves #victimblaming

hmmm.... I’ll have to keep an eye out for someone to criticize haha

I would fix you if I could but I really have no idea how any of this works... mentally insert picture of dog driving a car in this space here- I have no idea what I’m doing-

It’s really lovely! Most of the time I don’t even bother commenting on the main page because it’s like that old saying, if a comment sits unread in the grey, is it actually a comment? Or is it a noiseless tree?

Why aren’t I grey here? Is anyone grey here or is this some kind of utopic sub blog where all commenters are valued equally?

Or a behind closed ovens style monthly feature with beauty customers and retailers all being shamed for their bad behaviour! I used to work at the Body Shop, I have enough stories for the entire first instalment!

Right? I was trying to compose something cutting and insightful but at the end of that pile of garbage I was like “naaaaahhh” because you just can’t fix stupid. I have a zero-tolerance policy for stupid.

porn extra would be the most surreal job.... “now just sit there and act like you’re writing a test and don’t notice that your teacher has your classmate bent over their desk”

The fact that no one else has mentioned it is making me think that it’s hated for some reason I don’t know about but I read HuffPost

wait, why am I not grey??

I am SO with you except for bell sleeves, which are okay in tasteful proportions (like, v. subtle) and I have wanted a patchwork bag for at least a year but these ones are disgusting. I also have a weird love for that cape but I am quite stoned so...