Cars not politics. Please.

Does Jalopnik know anything about politics? No? Then why is Jalopnik writing about politics and not cars?

I’ve really had it up to hear with the political crap here lately, especially the opening sentence. You guys need to chill out and get in touch. I’ll be back in a few weeks when you guys hopefully give it a rest.

Just a little shouting-out to our pals at VWVortex, who helped me achieve a lifelong goal by mentioning me in the same sentence as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How about taking a good look at that 25-year ban on foreign imports Donald? Maybe cut it to 5 or 10 at least?

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

Would 8=D be the bro-truck?

If you like the @3, you’ll love the @-@:

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

Armed with a socket set and the knowledge that electricity isn’t magic

As a Texan, I just wanted to offer an opinion that is somewhat vaguely not really related to this video. I think “y’all” is a very useful word, and I think all English-speakers should use it. How else are we supposed to distinguish between second-person singular and second-person plural? It used to be that “thee” was…

“Donald or Hillary?”

Three-time Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton recently came under fire for Snapchatting from a dull press conference. Instead of snapping his own pics today, he waited for a break to let Haas F1 driver Romain Grosjean take a far more obvious photo for him—right in front of some of his most vocal critics.

...you’ll get there w(hyundai).

How do you keep your floormats clean if not with several inches of random papers and magazines?

Car Sharing? I don’t think so.

“Why Is This Brand New Ford F-450 Shooting Flames Out Of Its Tailpipe?”