But Moustakas is a Royal and A-Rod is A-Rod, so who cares, right?

Never played the board game so I’m not sure how closely related they are, but there were three volumes of Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective FMV games put out in the 90s. I think each volume had 3 cases. I was reminded of those games as I played Her Story as they were fairly similar. At least in the overall sense…

I can’t remember the last fall from grace I’ve enjoyed as much as Sapp’s. He’s an intolerable piece of shit.

In the Loop, one of the funniest comedies I’ve ever seen, is merciless in a way MacFarlane couldn’t fathom, but it’s merciless to everyone, including itself.

It’s possible that seeing Alex Gordon make the exact same play 50 consecutive times on Baseball Tonight until just yesterday when they finally retired his catch as the reigning web gem is harming how impressed I am by this.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

My mom recently replaced her toaster (which she got from a bank 30 years ago for $8) with a fancy toaster oven that is also a regular oven and rotisserie and steamer and nuclear fallout shelter probably. My dad just wants to make some toast now and then. He’s got no time for this confangled new bullshit.

Bowman isn’t saying that they’ve suddenly disallowed 60 some million votes that had previously been counted. If he was, that would be the headline and subject of Passan’s story, not a quote buried in the middle after first talking about what Eric Hosmer thinks.

Uh. My point is MLB already said there’s no irregularities with the All Star voting.

MLB already said that’s not the case.

Axel’s Hogan thing just grew out of his non-entry in the Royal Rumble, claiming he was the true winner, and saying WrestleMania should be AxelMania. Then “AxelMania” turned into a light Hogan impression. Now with Macho Mandow it’s become a full blown Hogan impersonator gimmick.

When Hunter threw his jersey, at least it met with some wind resistance. Unlike the Twins who offered no resistance whatsoever in that series.

At least get the guy a uniform that fits. They probably had to cut that thing off him.

Well, it’s no wonder this happened if Guthrie just pitched all those games too.

“Learned how to kiss from” and she was talking about watching married couples kiss.

Shit, I forgot. Twitter’s public. FUCK.

So you’re just freely posting random people’s twitter accounts, some of which have their full names displayed, so you can make fun of them for not wanting to watch soccer?

THIS ISN’T FAIR TO FLAIR!

Not a Pats fan in the slightest, but damn. The Broncos cheated the god damn salary cap to win their only Super Bowls and they only lost a 3rd round pick.

Aaron Hernandez was a 4th rounder. Jovan Belcher went undrafted. So the 6th round would be the sweet spot right in the middle there.