Yes, I was saying he’s only going to miss one game while Cain (who Samardzija was attempting to attack) is going to miss two. It’s ridiculous Cain would end up with the worse penalty, especially considering Samardzija was so frenzied trying to get at Cain he wiped out some old man in the process.

Five games for Samardzija is absurd. The whole thing was guys standing around until Samardzija blew it all up by trying some end around bullrush at Cain, knocking down some old coach in the process. And he’s going to miss one start while Cain gets two games?

In his postgame interview last night, he didn’t come off as petulant or like a guy who has a rage problem. He was calm and collected and readily acknowledged that he gets too hot sometimes and just needs to learn to control himself better.

When he dies while saving orphans and kittens from a burning house.

They broke it all down on MLB Network. Their take: Eaton saw two pitches, took a lot of time between them while Ventura stood there waiting, Ventura quick-pitched him once he was ready, and Eaton yelled something on his way to 1st that Ventura responded to.

Everyone is probably going to have a really chill and great time during that June series between these two teams.

I was waiting for the reveal that the anti-rape coach wasn’t really anti-rape at all. He wants his players to rape, he just wants to channel it away from women and towards other football teams. They’ll be more fired up to rape on the football field if they’re not doing it in their spare time. So the anti-rape talk is…

Have you seen the Royals payroll? It’s actually somewhat respectable. David Glass has to save money somewhere.

A 92 mph breaking ball? Wow.

The part of this story 95% of the coverage seems to be missing is that after Saturday’s game, when Lawrie took his plunking and everything should have been over, Josh Reddick started talking about possible retaliation by the A’s. The weird part is he talked about it in terms of when KC comes to Oakland, which seems…

They were still together until cancer got him about two years ago. :(

When I was 12 my Aunt Carol married this guy Dave. Dave was about the funniest person I’ve ever met. His was a dry sarcastic humor.

sends Blart to Las Vegas after his wife leaves him

Could have brawled, still wouldn't have topped this legendary Royals/Angels skirmish:

The Pirates didn’t get lucky like last year’s Kansas City Royals (almost) did. They got better in the way that Americans love to think, rightly or wrongly, we all improve our stations. They got smart and worked hard, improving their farm system, steadily inching up along the way.

At this point I think seeing what the crowd does is less interesting than seeing how WWE will troll them. Last year they went all out to make it look like Bryan was going to lose the belt to HHH only a day after winning it. It will be hard to top that, but I'd be surprised if the opening segment doesn't set up Rollins…

I once heard a joke/story/rumor that Bill Paxton's character in True Lies was based on Calipari. I don't even think 1993-1994 Calipari was big enough on the radar for that to be true, but I want it to be and so I've decided it is.

But he has about as punchable a rat-face as a man can have.

Scott Pioli approves.

As if this article hilariously blowing up in Jezebel's face wasn't funny enough by itself, bonus points to the author for going on twitter and refusing to apologize by actually saying it was Walker's fault because he should have known this would look bad.