MTG: “Trust the science!!” (in scare quotes for some reason)

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

That works. He’s already accustomed to living off the government. 

If he wants to stay in Indiana, I might recommend USP Terre Haute. It sits on 1,126 acres including New Deal Public Works Administration improvements. The big house was built in 2004, and includes state of the art security.

I forgot to mention that TAcker Carlson is a close runner up after Cruz. I believe at least once that I received an uncued response to Carlson being very punchable. There it is. Just waiting to be punched.

This is so accurate I can’t believe I haven’t seen the comparison before. Except Zapp is somehow smarter and less of a misogynist creep than Trump.

Leave it to Trump to turn the nation’s foremost disease expert into Kif from Futurama.

This reminds me of the current sports card bubble. Yep, sports cards. Ever since the first round of stimulus checks, “speculators” have been pumping money into that market like it’s going out of style. I’ve literally seen grown men rush to the collectible cards section at Target when they open just to buy sealed boxes…

Obligatory Preacher reference:

You about summed it up, imo.

These morons are all about the self-promotion. Think of them as white supremacist, seditious influencers.

This is the awards show that nominated RTJ4 for zero awards, right? Yeah, it was already canceled. 

I like to think of that incident as the Devil just reminding Mitch of their agreement.

57. Gym rats/high IQ players

very fine people?

I think the reason they need that is related to that LBJ quote. Something about how if you give the lowest white man someone to look down on. You know the rest.

Iran’s theocratic nightmare of a regime, but Trump’s hand would screw that up mightily.

The rotting fish are just Stephen Miller’s snacks. You have to let them sit in the sun for a few days before he will accept them.

This. I doubt these idiots will be wearing masks. I feel horrible for the WMATA workers and other DC residents who will have to deal with these crowds. If only the coronavirus would just infect the MAGAts and not be further spread.

They’re six feet under and the rest of us are pissing on their graves. It’s common ground, right?