Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

For those who may not know, Hameed Darweesh was the Iraqi interpreter who landed at JFK airport. Both Afghans & Iraqis who work with the US in any capacity are a favorite target for insurgents (as are their families). In Hameed’s case, he fled Baghdad to Kirkuk after two of his colleagues died. When several men showed…

He just means his reaction. He’s saying he would have helped anybody in a similar situation.

It’s wonderful but also sad that they probably feel they have to do this in order to break through walls that never should have been there in the first place.

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

Mitch McConnell, how can your skin be so thin when your shell is so hard..?

It makes him falafel.

Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!

But it was so heroic how he sacrificed his life to save Frederick Douglass. If Obama hadn’t saved him, Douglass wouldn’t have been able to do all that amazing work and finally get all that recognition.

You all misunderstood her. She meant Bowling Green, Eastasia, not Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Going to war against the Nazis could have had lifelong consequences for your young grandfather, and he did it.

these scotch ties are james macavoy’s problem, not ours.

Inauguration day is my late father-in-law’s birthday. He would have been 72. So Mrs. Funk, her mother, and I will be doing what he would have wanted us to do: Getting shitfaced drunk, listening to Al Green, and not watching the inauguration.

Hannah, I’m disappointed in the clickbait title. Claiming these agencies “did not present evidence” is not merely misleading but untrue. You are spreading same sort of misinformation that drives clicks for conspiracy bloggers and Fox News.

He’s a leftover Soviet prototype Espionage Drone. He’s a thing because the Russians didn’t know what to do with the prototype, so they sold it to the American government. He’s famous because it’s cheaper to get paparazzi to watch him than assign federal agents.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

tim kaine is the stepdad i was just starting to warm up to!

he was going to warmly hold mom’s hand at the dinner table, looking sweetly at her over coffee. just enough to make her feel cherished, but also enough to make the kids feel uncomfortable. in private he would be warm, but fair - reminding us not to take her…

How do it know what she’s going to do with the money. Maybe she’ll use it to help others, which is what she’s trying to do with this show. As others have said she had no choice about “joining” and wealthy or not it is a sersiously big deal to defy “the church”.

“I don’t understand any of this, but I’m going to comment anyway! Here’s my hot take!”

As someone who has read her book it’s more like years of indoctrination and damaging emotional abuse that started when she was a teen. So try again.