This what I did today. #Happiness

Used in place of “swag”. Derived from the lyrics of “Mercy” by Kanye West, it is commonly slipped into conversation in response to a “Ballin’” remark.

Original context:
“Lamborghini Mercy, Your chick she so thirsty, I’m in that two seat Lambo with your girl she tryna jerk me”
“Swerve.”

Another reason not to wear skinny pants.

White people acoustic covers of trendy rap songs is worse than ISIS.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

I thought the embodiment of “bigger in Europe” was Jessie J.

Offering myself to head up Kush Kuntz, Jezebel’s new lady stoner vertical.

The “not-quite-voguing boy on a dog chain” is a lady — the New Zealand choreographer Parris Goebel who worked with bandmate Taeyang on Ringa Linga...and is likely responsible for much of the Bang Bang Bang choreo...

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

As someone who grew up listening to Kpop, I have somewhat of a strong reaction when I hear people say that there aren’t any ties to American culture and that Kpop is so far removed from the States. It just isn’t true.

PS Diseño Malbec is BOSS and it’s only like twelve bucks at the grocery store.

Who’s surprised? In the words of my plus-feministe-que-toi cloth-rending when-will-he-ever-publish ex, bitterly, “It doesn’t matter if you’re a failure, you had a kid.”

I just went to that site and I seriously LOLd in a way that I very rarely do.

the creator of Critique My Dick Pic

No no no. Shade is like when you get a sunburn without direct exposure and a burn is like standing in the sun for 4 hours without sunblock with no protection whatsoever. Shade is nuanced, indirect, discreet. It can take hours to realize you've been burned. A burn is direct, unapologetic, and out in the open. You know…

Somebody left a copy in my laundry room, and I figured it would be a good brainless read whenever my phone happened to die on public transport. Nope. Rather just count this homeless guy’s skin tags.

This is a valiant response-effort to Massey’s piece, but she’s so right there’s no competition.

I just came here to have a chill time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

There are 500,000 Indians living in Qatar. Since 2011 around 450-500 Indians have died due to any number of reasons. Without diminishing the value of human life, I would urge you to at least consider those numbers for some sort of context to the mortality rate of that particular demographic.