I think it says a lot about a person that their husband sexting a fifteen year old isn’t a deal breaker.

That’s fucking terrifying

Karen Black landed that fucking jumbo jet with her eyes crossed!

Yes. Damn autocorrect.

Don’t forget the preups. Old money marriage has big prenups.

I need Titanic gif of “New Money” here please.

Yeah, that’s def still an argument against letting rich people ruin the sanctity of marriage.

I was confused by the over-sensitivity of the groom’s father, until I saw “Long Island Pipe Supply”.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

So witches float and wizards sink?

Because we had to do something so we didn’t go from an uppity negro to a nasty woman! What about all the Muslims who want to kill us all! Heaven forbid! Any white man will do. (I wish I was kidding, too.)

My Barbies and my Gem dolls were all dating each other, and Ken had to keep the camper clean or get run over as punishment. Gem liked to go on the rampage sometimes and run him over for funsies. Also, giving some of my Barbies a mohawk was very satisfying. :D

All of my dolls were buck naked 100% of the time as a young kid, because I could take the clothes off but didn’t have enough dexterity to put them back on. By the the time I developed the fine motor skills to do it (around 6, I think) I had lost all interest in dolls... and they remained on a shelf in my room for many…

Dying!!!

lol! Right? I mean that’s the POINT of dolls! They do “knick-knack” and stuff. They are an OUTLET for exploration and er, other pathologies. I think their knickers should come off straight away! I mean....wait...that sounded...no..not like that...just...sigh..

I also remember Barbie’s head being squishy but her body being like titanium. Why??...

I had the anatomically correct, Baby Brother Tender Love doll. He rarely wore clothing. (And yes to push-pins in Barbie!)

I was not allowed to play with my Madame Alexander dolls. :( Not my Ginny dolls either. Of course, I did - cuz who gets a kid dolls but doesn’t let them play with them.

Was Barbie’s chest not made of ballistics-grade plastic back in the day? Because there were no red-tipped pins going into my Barbies’ tits! (Just lots of silver ones in the face, for very trendy eyebrow piercings and such.)