When he’s not on meth or cheating on his fiancé the day before they’re due to sign adoption papers...

Seeing trump is like seeing my ex, who is an abuser and a psychopath.

I think it might matter to who you appeal to. I emailed Ashley Feinberg directly, when she was still with Gawker, gave her the link to my discussion history, and told her I’d still be a fan even if I remained grey. You might have to send out a few emails before someone takes care of it; I may have just emailed at…

MINIONS! 10's of minions.

If the boy had any decency, he’d date a woman descended from the noble and ancient race of cheese-curds.

yassss

Denied!

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

I’ve been visiting friends in Europe, and last night we went to a tiny restaurant, there were only six tables...i was saying goodbye and thank you, time to head back to New Orleans...Carnival is beginning, but really I was saying I had to get back for the march on the 21st...we were talking about how significant it…

Yesssss! They are that toxic couple that ruins every event there invites to and break up literally every 3 days. They are terrible equally.

What will I do if I don’t make you horny

If I was a fan of the show, I could only imagine the glory of watching essentially a behind the scenes/extras thing go down live on twitter.

Also, lol’d at “Your desperate” These women.

Bye bye.

I have a suspicion that he was hated in the office. I worked in local news and we only taped those sorts of conversations and kept the tapes if you really and truly hated someone. If the nice guy working at the news desk takes a nap during overnights, you let him nap. If the asshole takes a nap, you turn a studio…

Loving how Billy Bush is no longer fit for the third hour of the Today show, yet somehow Donald Trump is still being considered for being in charge of the entire fucking country for four years.

*victoriously stirs drink*

Jesus. His looming was awful to watch, but it’s damn effing scary to see it so clearly.

I can’t believe that Billy Bush lost his job as an entertainment reporter over these comments, but over 40% of the country still wants Trump to be PRESIDENT.

Thank you! I’m fiesty bc I am using twitter and other online responses to gather a general sense of the response (from both sides cough cough) and I feel overwhelmed by people saying incredibly stupid things, many of them to me, as though I were a simple minded child.

When she kept going without flinching, without stepping away, without showing any discomfort or breaking even for a second while he intimidatingly loomed up behind her I honestly choked up. I know that feeling of a large man standing too close for you, and how hard it is to train yourself not to react. Hillary is made…