I’m ashamed to admit it but I do miss calling my friend ‘ya big ‘mo’

I’ve been visiting friends in Europe, and last night we went to a tiny restaurant, there were only six tables...i was saying goodbye and thank you, time to head back to New Orleans...Carnival is beginning, but really I was saying I had to get back for the march on the 21st...we were talking about how significant it…

This happened to me, too, but I have been added...literally 3 hours ago. Keep checking. I don’t think it’s that selective, really, the group admin is probably busy.

Yes i am

Yes, but I think you have to include some kind of note saying why you chose this gift for them personally.

You can be happy knowing that Kathryn will be very much a part of things. If wishes come true we will see her straight-up murder Landon on camera, then draq her body through town behind a golf cart.

Tom and Katie are the couple who you dread, because there you are with a nice buzz on in the middle of a great game of Apples to Apples and suddenly a switch gets flipped and the room fills with the noxious fumes of their anger and sexual frustration. Like a Bloomin’ Onion fart. And they are both as dumb as a box of…

My 89-year-old mother and all her girlfriends are twerking all over the assisted living facility. She will stay alive another four years if it means she can vote for Joe.

Between this and Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party I am beginning to believe that my television is the only thing that truly understands and loves me.

Also, the interview outfit that was two sizes two small and popped open every time she took a breath? OOPSY DAISY MY BOOBIES! AREN’T THEY JUST A COUPLA ADORABLE LITTLE DICKENSES? OOPSY THERE THEY GO AGAIN!

No really, she might be my new idol

It gets better. I think now she has her own spinoff with Jax...they’re filming in Lexington.

I hope Lily pretended she had no idea who he was

Hell yes they are and they should. This world will be very dull when all our unique places are gone and all we have left to look at are Gap stores and Amazon distribution centers.

THAT’S MY GIRL. And who took the picture? Did Bill take the picture????

I’m thinking about the bagman whose job it will be to mash the Klonipin into his scrambled Bald Eagle eggs every morning

That Eileen person. She is the worst. My guess is that Lisa VderP will barely be present after last year’s stupid relentless yapping from Eileen and that fucking yorkie Lisa Rinna. They have broken my goddam show.

I’m a Louisville girl, borned and raised, and I have been to 44 Derbies (shut up, it’s true) and I know the Derby, the Derby is a friend of mine, and this, sir, is no Derby.