First lifeboats left half empty. They’ll be fighting for the last swamped and overturned collapsible.

Aunt Barbara has asked the servants at Kennebunkport to set the largest lobsterpot aboil

Oh, to be the guy who got to confiscate his office computer

I would have gone through each bit first and kept everything embarassing. Especially random swagbag mobile devices...the family email threads would be worth it all. Wonder where his office computer is? Because his passwords are probably, like, ‘1percent4u’ or ‘boner’ spelled backwards.

This is for real the one and only reason I have a Twitter account. Last night was heaven. I want ‘God you’re a drunk’ on a needlepoint pillow.

Honestly, my husband was like this, and I believed most men were. I tried not to dwell.

Ohhhh, she was so ready. My favorite part was when Anderson brought up the ‘deplorables’ comment, which she slapped aside forthrightly, then nailed a triple axel salchow that allowed her to remind everybody that he is a taxidermied frog from the giftshop wearing a booger for a tophat and it was effortless. I fucking…

I kinda thought he might right here

This is what I texted my friend, i was actually alarmed by this

Well, it’s not like he actually grabbed her pussy, so phew?

Thanks for this, I was skipping this one because, yeah, I was like “again with the Mitfords and the linen press and Hons and subsequent Fascism” but now I will read it. Excellent review.

Waaaah. I wanted to see those ‘Renaissance’ portraits.

I’ll be in the hamamm.

Hermione Gingold?

Yes, creepy, and of course he was headed to my home state to see that ark. But I think this would have just given me the giggles. I have, after all, seen Robert.

My cousin severed half her foot mowing in flipflops. I have a friend who works in a major microsurgery hospital and they are always reattaching stuff cut off by lawnmowers, and when they talk about those accidents, they laugh.

I REPEAT