I’m thinking about the bagman whose job it will be to mash the Klonipin into his scrambled Bald Eagle eggs every morning

That Eileen person. She is the worst. My guess is that Lisa VderP will barely be present after last year’s stupid relentless yapping from Eileen and that fucking yorkie Lisa Rinna. They have broken my goddam show.

I’m a Louisville girl, borned and raised, and I have been to 44 Derbies (shut up, it’s true) and I know the Derby, the Derby is a friend of mine, and this, sir, is no Derby.

First lifeboats left half empty. They’ll be fighting for the last swamped and overturned collapsible.

Aunt Barbara has asked the servants at Kennebunkport to set the largest lobsterpot aboil

Oh, to be the guy who got to confiscate his office computer

I would have gone through each bit first and kept everything embarassing. Especially random swagbag mobile devices...the family email threads would be worth it all. Wonder where his office computer is? Because his passwords are probably, like, ‘1percent4u’ or ‘boner’ spelled backwards.

This is for real the one and only reason I have a Twitter account. Last night was heaven. I want ‘God you’re a drunk’ on a needlepoint pillow.

Honestly, my husband was like this, and I believed most men were. I tried not to dwell.

Ohhhh, she was so ready. My favorite part was when Anderson brought up the ‘deplorables’ comment, which she slapped aside forthrightly, then nailed a triple axel salchow that allowed her to remind everybody that he is a taxidermied frog from the giftshop wearing a booger for a tophat and it was effortless. I fucking…

I kinda thought he might right here

This is what I texted my friend, i was actually alarmed by this

Well, it’s not like he actually grabbed her pussy, so phew?

Thanks for this, I was skipping this one because, yeah, I was like “again with the Mitfords and the linen press and Hons and subsequent Fascism” but now I will read it. Excellent review.

Waaaah. I wanted to see those ‘Renaissance’ portraits.

I’ll be in the hamamm.

Hermione Gingold?