Yes, creepy, and of course he was headed to my home state to see that ark. But I think this would have just given me the giggles. I have, after all, seen Robert.

My cousin severed half her foot mowing in flipflops. I have a friend who works in a major microsurgery hospital and they are always reattaching stuff cut off by lawnmowers, and when they talk about those accidents, they laugh.

I REPEAT

Like this person who should definitely know better but I’m pretty sure she’s depressed

You wash your whole body, people. With soap. Jesus. Including behind your ears and inside your bellybutton. We do this because we are not animals.

i believe in this show. I do think it’s amazing. Maybe it’s me...it’s me.

Better Call Sally

Best night of my life

I am so in. Saddling up.

Yep

Bless you

YES. I remember that big rectangular log of cheese, and it was great. I, too have often remembered Govmnt Cheese and wished I had some.

Hey! I was around for the first Government Cheese giveaway and I remember that shit was good. Like really, really good Amurrican. 10+ for meltability.

Daniel seems.....special? Watching him try to articulate his “thoughts” for the producers reminds me of a person struggling to recover from a brain injury. It’s not just the day drinking. He’s a half-wit.

That face on Ramona made me ten kinds of jealous y’all, just sayin’.

You youngsters. We used double albums like God intended.

I worked SO HARD on my dorm room, which very closely resembled this if you add an indian print bedspread, a giant blue plastic bong and dirty cafeteria dishes under the bed.

I also had those gigantic grave rubbings.

Um, is there a desk?

To Hell eventually