unfuck the world. as in, make it better. fill it with candy. wipe out the assholes (rss and conservatives in this case). it uses the word 'fuck' as in sex, as in the act that gives most hindu/ muslim conservatives The Rage when performed outside marital bonds.

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

The only right answer is to fuck Anderson Cooper, marry Neil Patrick Harris, and kill Andy Cohen. I believe these are self-explanatory so I won't bore you with my reasoning.

It's even MORE fun if the book is something that is total Man Krypton. I have the dust cover for "The Feminist Critique of Language" and I slap that over whatever trashy thing I'm *really* reading. If that doesn't keep a dude at arms' length, then nothing will.

I find the "Only attempt to date women you encounter at bars or through friends." viewpoint on Jez to be a bit much and not practical advice for single people. Hence why I don't say much on these articles.

I don't think "I detect an accent" and "I've always wanted to go there!" would work with 97% of the people I know, who have completely non-descript-newsreporter-worthy Midwest non-accents. And anybody who says "I've always wanted to go to Cincinnati" is clearly looking to rent an abandoned warehouse to murder women…

Yeah, the only person who has ever suggested I do this was white- I told her, "you're not familiar with the, 'learn English if you want to live in America, bitch' crowd, are you."

Nope, not even if you squint.

So jealous! :-P I love her frownsmile.

From the excerpt on Elle's website:

Bring back Southland! I watched the Gotham pilot and was just sad that Donal Logue wasn't Michael Cudlitz.

Team Ryan forever. Sure, Seth was funny, but he was such a horrible boyfriend. Ryan would wrap you up in his Chino sweatshirt and punch people for you!

I'm a feminist atheist. If a writer uses "simian" for "ape" all the time, it just comes off as pretentious and condescending. Like saying "abode" for house. It's just a tone thing...my friend is a woman; the assailant is an unidentified female. It has hostile associations.

Ben McKenzie has had a pretty good career post-OC. This cements my belief that Ryan was clearly better than Seth. Seth was fun, but Ryan made my teenage heart all a flutter.

Hey Jamie Dornan,

Dodai DB!

Upon reading the transcript, this officer is crazy patient. She is being the worst.

Yes, I'm sure women just love to hear that ""Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night" isn't meant to be misogynistic.

So! You are saying that a song that says "Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night"that is referring to actually beating the shit out of a woman is not ok, but a song says "Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night" that is…

"Say this for Ted Kaczynski: His mailings were of professional quality, on time, packing a short, explosive punch. And the receivers' heads snapped back as if they'd been shot."