I planned a surprise birthday for my husband who told me multiple times in no uncertain terms to never do that. He is an awful person in the best way, so obviously I hatched a plan to throw an intentionally bad birthday surprise for him at his favorite bar with only our worst best friends. My favorite gag of the night…

Totally on board. I also love presents, no matter how small, so you can literally buy me a bag of potato chips in a fun and different flavor when I’m not expecting it and I treat it like it’s the precious

Ugh, skincare and lipstick are my weaknesses! I just got this a couple of weeks ago and my skin has never been softer and it might be the best 10 dollars I’ve ever spent on skincare?

Ted “Factory Reject” Cruz

Totally. This is my first season watching, so at first I didn’t even know that that’s (potentially) how they pick them? But as someone said above, she really just has zero chemistry at all with Ben and they both seem bored af when they’re together... and I feel this about her even more than several girls that have…

Ugh yes. I was really hoping Ben gave SOME kind of answer that was edited out. Like “Well, she’s an adult and I respect her decisions, so when the option for the fantasy suite comes up, I’ll respect whatever she decides she’d like to do.” So easy! So not controversial! It’s just sex anyway!

Yes, I’m pretty certain he was fed that line, to up the precocious factor. I eye-rolled real hard at that!

Not really the case - all the shredded cheese available in the dairy section is coated in cellulose to prevent clumping. Shredded chedder, the Tex-Mex mix, all of it is coated in cellulose. The only way to avoid it is to buy cheese in blocks and grate it yourself.

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

I think it shows how self-involved she is. She just could NOT stand that Ben saw her in a way that she didn’t want him to see her, and she kept trying to make it right. Which of course just kept making it worse.

This is also baffling because if she’s ever watched a season of The Bachelor she would know that the group date “winners” never do that well. The talented girl who wows at the challenge, the athletic girl who catches all the goals - skills don’t impress The Bachelor, only wavy hair and giggling ability and hot tubbing…

Because it wasn’t her idea. The producers made her do it. Imagine you playing along until you realize too late that this was a bad idea designed to make you look bad for the lols. You want to set the record straight immediately. She was mortified.

I always make a big batch and give it away to people. They're so surprised when I tell them I made it, like its some kind of fairy magic or wild science experiment. Just melt a few simple ingredients together and pour into a container! Add some color, flavor, or fragrance if you want.

Anything high in sugar is good, I’m partial to Lucozade (it’s like the British equivalent to Powerade). I know a few people who take this medication that’s for fluids lost during a bout of diarrhoea, which I think could be the same thing as Pedialyte?
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