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“Whatever we do, we’re going to do 100 (wait what’s 52/53?) Whatever we do, we’re going to do 98 percent.”

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Speaking as a white, male, well-educated, well-paid worker... yeah, that sums things up quite well. I cannot believe how his base eats this up.

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There were more “slams” in this missed dunk compilation video than this statement that doesn’t address Donald Trump or the incendiary comments that he made last night and instead focuses on “Remember when JJ Watt raised a bunch of money for Harvey relief?”

So he didn’t address the statement at all but at best kinda said. “Hey we do charity and stuff.” Because all the owners wish they could fire all protesting players, but they cant.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

The guy who did The Wire (a show I have not gotten around to watching) has a new show already.

Everyone that claims to be a Rick, is actualy a Jerry.

I’m sorry, but season two has just started. Screw people who have put the show off for this long. Spoilerphobia on the internet is out of hand. At what point are non-procrastinators allowed to discuss something they watched in a timely manner?

I think you mean “go for the nuts.” The more we stop Trumps from breeding, the better.

Your positivity confuses and frightens me, but thank you!

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Counterpoint: his own actions prove that he’s a fucking white supremacist, and the term “white supremacist” isn’t a goddamn racial slur. His response is not perfectly reasonable were the president not an overgrown manbabby who can’t stand when his widdle feefs get hurt.

The appropriate ESPN response is “we will tell our employees to stop calling him a White Supremacist when he stops being a White Supremacist.”

Well, you know — SNL wouldn’t be SNL if it weren’t ready and willing to run an initially-popular premise right into the ground.

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?