Have you heard that interview? He was being a total dick.

This all depends on how you feel about tomato skins in your sauce. Smaller tomatoes = more skins.

I love my YMCA. Anyplace where elderly people work out is a good place to try. And please don’t interpret others’ impatience as a particular judgment of you being the wrong person on the machine. They’re just mad they have to wait.

C’mon. You can’t live in fear of the handful of people in a month you see who are going to be assholes about how you look. If you’re not offending their delicate sensibilities, you’re doing something wrong.

Sounds to me like you’re not really a fan of alcohol in general. It kind of is a lot of work to enjoy it, and for a lot of people, it’s not worth it.